Grandpa's Pine Tar Soap (review)

Grandpa's Pine Tar Soap is the craft beer of skincare products, and quite possibly the manliest bar soap on the planet. Old Spice makes you smell like a gigolo. Grandpa's Pine Tar soap will have you entering the shower shaved and naked and coming out dressed in flannel with a Grizzly Adams beard.

My life long skin issues; eczema, dryness, allergies and sensitivities, are notorious within my family, and we're always on the lookout for a miracle cure. At some long forgotten point I stumbled upon Pine Tar Soap.

On broken skin? Not pleasant. But the rest of the time, a manly concoction with an aroma to satisfy any serious beer drinker: pine, resin, hints of bacon and whatever else your manly ancestors might have hung to cure in the smoke house. Imagine a camping trip (minus your little brother crapping in the woods) in bar form.

Use this soap and women will flock to your manliness.

Complements the trail running lifestyle.

Musical Pairing: Vulgaris Magistralis performed by Heidevolk. A manly song for a manly soap.