Grandpa's Pine Tar Soap is the craft beer of skincare products, and quite possibly the manliest bar soap on the planet. Old Spice makes you smell like a gigolo. Grandpa's Pine Tar soap will have you entering the shower shaved and naked and coming out dressed in flannel with a Grizzly Adams beard.
My life long skin issues; eczema, dryness, allergies and sensitivities, are notorious within my family, and we're always on the lookout for a miracle cure. At some long forgotten point I stumbled upon Pine Tar Soap.
On broken skin? Not pleasant. But the rest of the time, a manly concoction with an aroma to satisfy any serious beer drinker: pine, resin, hints of bacon and whatever else your manly ancestors might have hung to cure in the smoke house. Imagine a camping trip (minus your little brother crapping in the woods) in bar form.
Use this soap and women will flock to your manliness.
Complements the trail running lifestyle.
Musical Pairing: Vulgaris Magistralis performed by Heidevolk. A manly song for a manly soap.
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